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LinkedIn larp checker: paste your post, get a larp score

A larp checker for the corporate feed. Paste your own post, press a button and get a score from 0 to 100 with the exact phrases that tripped it. It runs in this page: nothing is sent, saved or stored. It is a joke with rules, for fun, not proof.

The score comes from local rules: phrases, structure and tics that tend to show up in staged posts. A rule sees words, never facts, so a high score does not make a post untrue and a low one does not make it honest. For fun, not proof.

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Your answers stay on this page. Nothing is sent, saved or stored, and there is no account. Like every page of this site it adds anonymous counts of starts and finishes (privacy). For fun, not proof.

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What does larp mean on LinkedIn?

On LinkedIn, larp means performing a career instead of describing one. The word comes from LARP, live action role play, and the feed supplies the stage: a headline stacked with titles, a story that jumps from rock bottom to seven figures, a post that ends with a request to repost. The author plays a successful professional, and the post is the script.

Spotting it is less about any single phrase than about a pattern. Real work updates tend to be specific: what shipped, what broke, what changed, with a number that someone could check. Larp tends to be vague and grand: a journey, a mindset, a lesson nobody tells you. It likes round figures, tidy arcs and one sentence per line, because that rhythm reads like a trailer.

This checker turns that pattern into rules. It looks for humblebrag openers, rags to riches arcs, money flexes, hustle slogans, self-given titles, buzzwords, engagement bait, stock wisdom phrases and a few structural habits such as emoji bullet lists and hashtag piles. Each rule that fires adds points, and the total is squeezed into a score from 0 to 100, so a couple of tics show up without a plain post ever reaching the top.

It is a joke with rules, not a verdict on anyone. A high score does not mean a post is untrue, and a low score does not mean it is honest, because a rule only sees words, never the facts behind them. That is why every result carries the same note: for fun, not proof.

Use it on your own drafts. If a line trips a rule, ask whether the plain version says the same thing. Most of the time it does, and it reads better. Then keep the one detail only you could have written, because that is what no template can fake.

Questions about this larp checker

What does larp mean on LinkedIn?

On LinkedIn, to larp is to perform a career instead of describing one: stacked titles, rags to riches stories, round money numbers and engagement bait. The word is short for live action role play.

How does the LinkedIn larp checker work?

It runs a list of local rules on the text you paste: phrases, structure and tics that tend to show up in staged posts. Each rule that fires adds points, and the total becomes a score from 0 to 100 with the phrases that tripped it listed under the result.

Does this tool send my post anywhere?

No. The text stays in this page, is scored by the code you already loaded and is gone when you close or reload it. The site only counts anonymous starts and finishes, like every page of it, and never sees what you pasted.

Can the score prove that a post is staged?

No. A rule sees words, not facts. A true story can trip rules and a staged one can pass. Treat the score as a conversation starter, for fun, not proof.

Is my post saved anywhere?

No. The score is calculated in your browser, there is no account, and nothing you answer or paste is sent, saved or stored. The site only counts anonymous starts and finishes, like every page of it.

Is the result proof of anything?

No. Every result is for fun, not proof. A result card shows how you answered a quiz, never what you own, earn or are, and it carries no balance.

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